OK... time to coin a term.
"Bloop"... as in "Bloop, Bloop, Bloop"... the sound a TiVo makes when it's fast forwarding through all of those crappy commercials.
I loving having Bloop. And I'm very sad when I have no Bloop but have a commercial staring me in the face.
I'm even more sad when I'm in real life and I have no Bloop.